1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,820 Seeing as you have no one else to bat for her, looks like you bushfarts 2 00:00:02,858 --> 00:00:03,988 Again. 3 00:00:04,031 --> 00:00:07,831 - Not on my watch ya bully. 4 00:00:07,863 --> 00:00:09,593 - Babe. 5 00:00:09,623 --> 00:00:12,523 No, no, no you don't get to babe me right now, we have a lot of talk time 6 00:00:12,523 --> 00:00:15,253 But right now, I have a championships to win. 7 00:00:15,284 --> 00:00:17,114 Actually if we win it's just the playoffs- 8 00:00:17,148 --> 00:00:19,908 - Joanne. Shut the fuck up. Let's go Sasha! 9 00:00:19,944 --> 00:00:22,744 You knock that motherfucker out of the park! 10 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:29,680 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 11 00:00:41,034 --> 00:00:42,794 [Joanne] Come on Sasha. 12 00:00:42,829 --> 00:00:46,209 [Zari] Come on Sasha, bring me home baby, bring me home! 13 00:00:47,592 --> 00:00:49,212 [Zari] Yeah Sasha you can do this! 14 00:00:49,629 --> 00:00:52,489 Wow. I did not see this one coming huh? 15 00:00:52,563 --> 00:00:56,433 [Zari] Come on Sasha you got this! [team cheers] 16 00:00:56,463 --> 00:01:00,713 Oh wow! [team cheers] 17 00:01:14,757 --> 00:01:20,427 - We're in the finals bitches! - Actually, we're just going to the playoffs. 18 00:01:20,487 --> 00:01:24,837 - Bitches! - I'm excited I'm excited! 19 00:01:24,871 --> 00:01:29,011 To the finals for everyone except for me. Back to Dinkelsbuhl for Boris. 20 00:01:29,841 --> 00:01:36,851 Not on my watch. Boris, I have been an ally all my life, 21 00:01:36,848 --> 00:01:43,398 but the greatest act of allyship will be to take a knee for a friend in need. 22 00:01:43,441 --> 00:01:48,791 - Oh my god, oh my god! - I will never have sex with you. 23 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:53,380 - [Boris] No. - But I will marry you to keep you in the country. 24 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:57,387 Boris, will you let me help you avoid deportation, 25 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:02,461 and pretend to the Canadian government that we are marrying for true love? 26 00:02:02,495 --> 00:02:09,365 Zari, are you asking me to be your wife? 27 00:02:09,398 --> 00:02:12,118 - Well technically it'd be more of an arrangement- - Zari! 28 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:19,445 - Okay yes, yes! Will you be my wife? - You bet your pubic ass I will 29 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,513 - [team cheers] - I'm gonna kiss you! 30 00:02:22,549 --> 00:02:24,649 - No, no no! - I was a kidding! 31 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:26,379 - Okay. - How about we handshake. 32 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:30,450 Yeah, let's shake hands. [team cheers] 33 00:02:31,247 --> 00:02:41,197 - You fucking losers, that's my wife! - [Boris] That's my wife! 34 00:02:41,223 --> 00:02:44,953 Brovaries, Brovaries, Brovaries! 35 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,539 People's understanding of the immigration system here is very poor. 36 00:02:52,579 --> 00:02:54,889 You can't just marry someone and become a citizen. 37 00:02:54,926 --> 00:02:59,386 That's also illegal. The application process... 38 00:03:05,178 --> 00:03:08,178 Fuck it. Love is love. No one's going to jail. 39 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,530 But someone's definitely going back to Germany. 40 00:03:11,978 --> 00:03:16,078 I'm buying the first round at the Public Lass ya pubic zirconiums! 41 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,150 - [Boris] What? - [Mel] Second one's on me! 42 00:03:21,988 --> 00:03:25,128 You wanna know the real reason I got kicked out of pro league? 43 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:32,483 I had an affair with an umpire. I find power very sexy. 44 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,626 Fuck learning from your mistakes, amiright? 45 00:03:34,656 --> 00:03:42,326 Wolfgang, Leon, Fritz, Otto, Ingrid, Herman, Helga, Becky Jessica, Franz, Kurt, 46 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:44,665 and this is my mummy and daddy. 47 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:47,800 I'm gonna need you to write that down for me. 48 00:03:47,841 --> 00:03:51,981 - Woo! To my new business partner. - To the Grass Painter 7 app. 49 00:03:52,018 --> 00:03:54,428 Oh hey Beck, no bad blood. 50 00:03:56,988 --> 00:04:00,198 So I guess that's it for you guys this season. 51 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:04,678 Yeah. But you know we were the league champions. 52 00:04:05,031 --> 00:04:09,961 Check it out. Four back to back titles. 53 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:14,620 [Mel] That's... a lot of titles. Yeah. Mmmm. 54 00:04:14,903 --> 00:04:17,873 Keep this on the down low, but today's actually 55 00:04:17,906 --> 00:04:21,706 my 19th birthday, which means I can finally buy my own drinks. 56 00:04:21,703 --> 00:04:25,053 - But I'm not gonna tell anyone here that. - Lee! 57 00:04:25,085 --> 00:04:27,535 - Yes please, bless! - You need another little bro? 58 00:04:27,536 --> 00:04:31,336 - [Lee] Yes please! - Wayne, gimme two fernets. 59 00:04:31,402 --> 00:04:35,092 - What's better than free drinks on your birthday? Free drinks forever. 60 00:04:35,130 --> 00:04:38,410 - Beer for my junior friend. - Thank you. 61 00:04:40,411 --> 00:04:43,411 So, I have something for ya. 62 00:04:44,519 --> 00:04:48,659 You were without a question the hot sauce player of the game! 63 00:04:48,695 --> 00:04:53,735 - Thanks. - You're always the hot sauce player of my heart. 64 00:04:53,735 --> 00:04:59,295 - Thanks, I'll put it in my office. 65 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:07,540 Sasha. Everything you do is so amazing. 66 00:05:08,163 --> 00:05:11,823 Everything I do is the opposite of that. 67 00:05:11,856 --> 00:05:14,176 I just wanted this one thing to impress you. 68 00:05:14,203 --> 00:05:16,723 And I let my insecurities get the best of me. 69 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:19,518 And I pushed you away, the big dumb dumb I am. 70 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:26,214 Baby. Oh my god, I am so sorry if I ever made you feel small. 71 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:31,740 Like you literally have the biggest heart of anyone I've ever met in my entire life. 72 00:05:31,773 --> 00:05:36,983 You've been my biggestcheerleader since like, day 1. 73 00:05:38,434 --> 00:05:41,094 I really just wanted to do the same thing for you. 74 00:05:41,127 --> 00:05:42,827 But if you want this to be your thing, then- 75 00:05:42,853 --> 00:05:47,863 - No, no are you kidding me? You're the reason we won today. Sasha the ball smasha. 76 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:50,623 How'd you get so good? 77 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:56,764 Um, Mel was actually coaching me a bit on the side. But today I probably just got lucky. 78 00:05:57,246 --> 00:06:01,456 No you didn't get lucky. You put the work in. 79 00:06:03,045 --> 00:06:07,945 And I'm gonna do that too, okay? I'm gonna be better. 80 00:06:07,981 --> 00:06:09,431 Okay. 81 00:06:11,295 --> 00:06:18,855 Hey, Jo? I am so proud of you. You're going to the playoffs. 82 00:06:18,889 --> 00:06:22,199 We're going to the playoffs! 83 00:06:26,828 --> 00:06:28,548 - I love you. 84 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:32,000 [Wanye] After 5 years of never having won a game, 85 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,560 I'm very excited for the Brovaries to be headed to the playoffs. 86 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:39,014 Unfortunately however they will no longer be able to use the Public Lass 87 00:06:39,047 --> 00:06:42,057 because I too have some victory news. 88 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:47,164 My grandfather was recently in a tragic car accident, which has afforded me the opportunity to 89 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:49,918 and realize my dream of opening a BDSM coffee shop. 90 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:57,231 [Boris] Okay everybody, how's about a wedding dance for my fiance! 91 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,691 I'll let them have tonight. 92 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:05,553 - [Boris] We're gonna get a little bit of- - [Wayne] Everybody up! 93 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:09,800 [team cheers] 94 00:07:09,836 --> 00:07:12,396 Playoffs here we come. Wooo! 95 00:07:13,495 --> 00:07:16,885 Clear eyes, full hearts, will lose. 96 00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:18,602 Probably. 97 00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:23,301 But we're gonna have a damn good time doing it because that's what matters! 98 00:07:24,437 --> 00:07:26,757 [Sasha] Baby come on get up here! 99 00:07:27,095 --> 00:07:30,445 Brovaries! Brovaries! [team chants] 100 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,410 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 101 00:08:48,003 --> 00:08:50,763 [Boris] Joanne, do not be a doodlebing. 102 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:54,279 - Don't, don't be a doodlebing. - A doodlebang? 103 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,250 - That's right. - Don't be. 104 00:08:56,287 --> 00:09:00,157 - Does everyone but me know that means? - No one wants to be it. 105 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:06,543 - I don't wanna be a doodlebang. - Joanne don't be a doodle- [laughs] 106 00:09:06,573 --> 00:09:09,443 - Jo-ahhhhne. - Alright I can't do that. 107 00:09:09,473 --> 00:09:14,163 Okay team, here we are listen up, listen up, we have one chance, to make Jolene's- 108 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:22,317 [singing] Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeene- - Okay. 109 00:09:23,728 --> 00:09:26,758 [Mel] She brought orange slices. 110 00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:30,975 Yeah dawg, give it to me [laughs] 111 00:09:33,393 --> 00:09:36,883 - Uh. I don't remember what the next line is. 112 00:09:36,914 --> 00:09:38,844 Are you going to apologize for being a fucking asshole? 113 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,542 Yes! 114 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,228 What did you kick me off the fucking team for? 115 00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:44,574 - I'm so sorry. - Jesus. 116 00:09:44,611 --> 00:09:49,061 You know in Europe you don't have to be, you can be a little baby and they give you this- 117 00:09:49,099 --> 00:09:52,649 I suck it out [laughs] Let me go again, let me go again. 118 00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:56,033 When you are little baby in Europe, your mommy puts you on the teat, 119 00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:58,691 and it's like, beer just coming out of it [laughs] 120 00:10:00,455 --> 00:10:02,115 Boris to the rescue. 121 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:03,801 Yeah. 122 00:10:03,872 --> 00:10:06,352 You know it's so stupid, in Germany they give it to little babies. 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